Don’t let the rude title fool you.  All will be revealed.

Evan came out with 2 corkers (OK, by the time I tell you it won’t have quite the same impact) this weekend. 

1.  Evan demonstrates his knowledge of how things are by explaining that when he was a baby he was in mummy’s tummy.  We both look at each other (bemused), smile and Nicola says “yes, buddy, you were.  Mummy had a great big old tummy and you were in it.”  To which Evan replies, “but not anymore mummy, you have a very little tummy”.  Needless to say hugs and cuddles for Evan.  Chalk up the brownie points!

2. Lose the brownie points.  My wife has…well…grey hair.  She has done since the age of 23.  I always said she should embrace it but we’ve agreed to disagree on it.  So last night was hair colour night and naturally Evan gets curious.  “Mummy, what’s that in you hair?”  “Its hair colour.”  “But why?” “To make mummy look pretty” (cue 5 seconds of silence) “Mummy….not pretty yet!”  I assume this is because she had gobs of gook in her hair and if you squint hard she looked like Amy Winehouse (off the crack of course).

This past weekend’s wedding was a no blog zone.  I told them to simply pay their taxes and then they come out of hiding…some people never listen.  However I do have a few things for you.  First a couple of engagement sessions.

George (ina) and Howard – Some football stadium which I’m not allowed to mention

Each player hand drawn, pixel by pixel

It later emerged that Howard was a Spurs fan…check out the home side heckler in the background

However, as Paula says “Opposites Attract”

Clearly it was Match of the Day

George reveals the secret to Beckham’s swirling free kicks…open toed shoes!

Attendance has gone down…let’s hope the team don’t follow

Neither look much like football hooligans

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You’ll never walk alone (man, I’m running out of football knowledge)

Perhaps my favourite shot of the session

Shame he wasn’t a Man U, Liverpool or Arsenal supporter…then the red would have had more impact

1-1 draw

K&A (names abbreviated to protect the innocent) — Most certainly NOT in Swindon

First, a few for Leela’s dad…yes, you can use a car park

Kissing by the pale garage light

Couldn’t decide which way I liked most…so both go in

OK…that’s enough of the car park

The Groom-to-be used to be in the choir..I bet he never thought….

A rare moment with no one around…it didn’t last long

The problem with old buildings…nothing is straight!

They really go well together

A natural moment

Basking in the warm California (like) sun

Hitting the streets…guess who’s carrying her handbag!

I originally said I was going to post the US photos today.  They are ready, but I’ll wait until Wednesday so that I get another post in this week.