Archive for Buckinghamshire Weddings
Stoke Place Wedding Photography – Krissie and Ben
Posted by: | CommentsDear Krissie and Ben,
Aloha! OK, so that’s not what they say in Barbados but I’m guessing as you are there and I’m here you’re probably ready to laugh that one off. First off Krissie…would you believe its been cloudy all day today. Its just not fair! Regardless of those facts I hope your trip to sandy beaches has been a good one. I wanted to tell you both ‘thanks’ for having both Darren and I along to your most fantastic wedding. I wanted to recall some of things that stuck in my mind. Krissie’s messy room. Your words, not mine. I couldn’t bring myself to post the picture but I’ve got it. Dr Dresslove..aka the one in the rubber gloves. Pure class when adding a bracelet…divine idea. That choir…oh that choir. Someone call Piers Morgan NOW! The love bug…thankfully it was convertable otherwise who knows what you would have got up to. Those lovely details…cookies of Cookie, love hearts (yes, I have a photo of Darren chowing down…I told you he couldn’t resist) and the flip flops. I really hope it was a flip flop only affair on the dance floor. Speaking of chowing down…thanks for the cupcake. Phwoah…that was amazing. Krissie as the melting Bride…for sure never to see the light of day on the website but a good laugh. Ben…you never once asked a silly photo question. You let me down. :) Finally to the Bear. You’re not all that! I’ve got so many photos of you and photos never lie…all I can see is a tender side. Quiet…stoic…but never grizzly. Perhaps I’m lucky to never see the Bear when he’s not in hibernation. To family, friends and even George, thanks for having us.
Also…if you (family, friends, guests) are interested in being notified when the entire gallery goes live and get a discount code for 15% off an online order do get in touch
Uno, dos, tres
We asked Paul the ‘Psychic’ Octopus to pick a winner and he called it a draw
“would you like to stroke my Cookie?”
Professional criminals are often prepared but not generally so stylish
Ahem!
I heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart you
I’m guessing Ben has a message
Why the tongue?
EXIT (see, most great shots in this HSE world are runined by ‘signs’. Not so here so I felt compelled to add to it)
No doubt the coordinator at Stoke Place will be falling over his/herself to get a hold of this one
Kimi….? Kimi? Geez. Just know that any further comments will be delivered in a mono-syballic tone whilst looking exceedingly disinterested in tandem with my straight brow gangster style baseball cap.
Ham-hock
Ladbrokes has them 7/2 for the next to tie the knot
Sorry…just went up to 14-1
Ben gets sincere whilst Krissie’s mum just dares me to read her poker face
Dear (sic)….headlights
How very American
And now a few from Darren – Naughty by name, naughty by nature
Some people let a little bit of wee out when they get excited (Apprentice 2009) – Ben deals with it in other ways.
Pretty simple list
Wiping a tear away or preparing to go into character as Capt Jack from Pirates of the Carribean – you make the call.
Kiss Kiss (bang bang…great film BTW)
Great idea D!
Remember…if you are interested in being notified when the entire gallery goes live and get a discount code for 15% off an online order do get in touch
Buckinghamshire Wedding Photography – Jessica and Jason
Posted by: | CommentsBuckinghamshire isn’t exactly Brokeback Mountain but there are lots of horses. And horses are exactly what brought Jess and Jason together in the form of Polo. So it seemed that horses should play a major role in the day and on that front they didn’t disappoint. Horses on the invitations, the maps, a polo stick exit from the church, horse ride from the church to the reception, a gallop in the fields and even horses on the cake.
Nope…that’s not Jess
And neither is this…
The fetish continues…here combining two in one
Ahah! Jess! Telling her mum how lovely she looks. Bless.
Kanye…no…Nelly…no…USHER!
Random
Jason marries big wall…ok, not really…but this was a tough church to work in. Granted I could have stood at the back (and that is, in fact, what Darren did), but there was always going to be something more emotive if I could get to the front. Look for things and they are often there…
Like this…
…and this
..but my reward came in a wonderful unobstructed view of this..WHICH…
put me in pole position for the first hugs…
…and a happy mum of the groom
Teaches me to say cheese
Cruel and unusual
One of the Polo club
My Just One
5 short but still rather Magnificent
The following is a public service announcement
The use of Benadryl and shotgun shells is strictly forbidden!
What’s wrong (or perhaps right) about this photo? They both have2 drinks…possibly?
Mambo No 5
The FOB picked an odd time to pay homage to Michael Jackson’s ‘Thriller’
Before you ask…totally normal
The bonus of imaginary drinks is that
a) you never have to queue at the bar
b) your drink never gets warm in the summer sunshine
c) the paracetamol you take in the morning is strictly for placebo purposes
Jason has an endearing (yet chronically late) personality. He had all the women and half the blokes in tears…all because he consistently misses birthdays, anniveraries and holidays. Smooth operator!
Snack time
Wood? (could apply to both of the above pictures really)
A special surprise video presentation…this time from the bride to the groom
Lilly makes a guest appearance
And a few from my very much missed and trusty sidekick…Darren
I love that in the time I’ve worked with Darren I’ve developed an implicit trust of his work…
When asked if they could play Mike Oldfield’s ‘Tuba-lar Bells’ my joke was met little response. I wonder if they had the blue M&M’s removed from the green room as well :)
‘Cause this is Thriller….’
Seems a fitting way to end this today
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Just One – Jess and Jason – Little Missenden, Buckinghamshire
Posted by: | CommentsMy last ‘Just One’ of the weekend. As usual more choices that I know what to do with (which makes for good blog fodder on Tuesday). In the end it came down to the fact that I usually never have couples who ride a horse from the church to the reception…and the be honest I would be silly to not call that ‘unique’…..
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Purple Haze
Posted by: | CommentsI really hate to be brief…its not in my nature. But since I’ve already written some blurb and Mr ButterLinks here click on the wrong button and lost the lot. In summary it goes like this:
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I have Christmas themed family photos…but I’m slammed with stuff to do so I haven’t done it
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The conversion is nearing completion (hence being slammed)
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Notley Abbey is lovely, but purple lights means purple people
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The eagle flies at midnight
Cara and Alex — Notley Abbey — Saturday December 20, 2008
A rather grand entry to Notley Abbey
Oh look…a pair of shoes, just sitting delicately on the corner of the bath
More ‘tubbed’ themes…I need a shower
Bridesmaid in FlyVision
Work it baby, work it (his words, not mine)
Bride and Grooms…they get younger every year!
For once the expression “need a hand” wasn’t really appropriate
Yes, I know everything wrong with this photo…but I can’t beat that look!
5000ISO at F2. Damn I love technology!
4:15 — 2 days before the shortest day of the year — I’m impressed!
Inside the reception there was a big screen with a slideshow of family photos throughout the years
Most, however, gave up after seeing Alex’s fro
That is one fine cake! And now you can see the purple haze. It was fine where the spotlights overpowered it.
Christmas Cracker!
Oh yes! The ‘Speech Lottery’ rides again!
“WhatyoutalkingaboutWillis?”
Alex grins, the lovely lady behind laughs, no one can see his hands….hmmm…coincidence?
Is he at it again?
Busted!
In the words of Father Jack…”Drink? Oh Yes!”
Its not only the Tories getting arrested at inappropriate moments these days
5000…AGAIN! I’m feeling faint here!
In all honesty…I totally blew this shot. But when I looked at it against the ‘proper’ one and realised its potential, I reckon it was a fortunate accident
In the shower…and I’m not making that up!
Lit by a closet. Can’t say that everyday
I wonder what that could be?
There’s a hint here!
As he said “he is Jewish after all!”
And a few from Darren…Who I call Tenacious D…or perhaps now Tenacious 5D! Why…well, now I’ve been able to give him a 5D to use I suddenly got about a double return rate on his images. I always said there were better images but his camera let him down — yes, that’s right, the £2500 camera I used to let him use.
The Tenacious 5D
I saw him set this up from the window. I screamed “BOY BAND” — what he didn’t realise was…..
….he had already gotten the money shot 5 minutes earlier!
Wasn’t just me who loved the cake then?
How does D always find these great picture caption competition moments?
I just love the texture…dad, granny, Alex…sweet
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I Bet You Kiss Your Carving Knife…
Posted by: | CommentsThat don’t impress me much!
Oh dear…my son…the navigator. So we’re heading towards Farnham on Saturday. We hadn’t told Evan where we were going, only that we were going to buy his new bed.
About 3 miles down the A325 we get:
“Daddy…this is the way to Farmum”
“Yes, Evan, this IS the way to Farnham. You are a very clever boy”
(Short Silence)
“Daddy…this is the way to Alice Holt awell”
“Wow, Evan…you’re right…this IS the way to Alice Holt. You are such a grown up boy…well done.”
“Daddy…this is the way to Poo awell” — massive giggles
Right…well, at least he proved he’s still 3 and 1/2 years old!
Tooting One’s Own Horn
Back in September I shot the wedding of Sarah-Jane and Jonathan…last week, I got this:
“The photos are incredible and had me in tears watching them! (Tears of happiness of course) As for the music you chose… its as if you know me?
All the pictures were perfect and even better than we ever imagined! And believe me … we imagined great things from you Rob! :0)
Thank you so much for everything! I am SO pleased we found you – your Wedding pictures are one things you should splash out on, they are for always after all :0)We have also had so many people by the way asking for your web site address as so impressed…. future customers without a doubt! :o)”
Naturally I replied and in Sarah-Jane’s reply back it just kept on coming :)
“It is a glowing endorsement Rob, but I mean every single word! Both Jonathan and I were speechless as we sat watching the DVDs……. I cried, Jon even welled up, ha-ha, In a manly way of course ;o)
“Beautiful” is a word I’d like to use to describe the pictures, however this still doesn’t do the pictures justice! Somehow the word beautiful… isn’t enough to explain how we feel about each photo you took!
You truly are such a talented man, with an eye that captures the most natural and purest of memories… that I am in awe of your talent!
Thank goodness we found you! And your family are lucky to have you!Please do use the enclosed to post on your blog… its the very least we can do for you, after all you have done for us Rob!!!
Thank you so very very much!
AMAZING!”
Sarah-Jane and Jonathan
So…what about my cryptic blog entry title. Well, Nicola is in cloud coo-coo land at the moment. Pregnancy hormones do wonders for the brain. On the way home the other night Shania Twain’s “That Don’t Impress Me Much” came on the radio. Nicola professes that she doesn’t understanding why there is a line “I bet you kiss your carving knife…I mean, how stupid is that”. To which I really tried hard to convince her it was not about a knife but rather about kissing his car good night. But she wasn’t convinced. Even on hearing it she still believed she was right. It wasn’t until I mentioned the lyrics before the line that she (begrudgingly) conceded I was correct. For the record:
You’re one of those guys who likes to shine his machine
You make me take off my shoes before you let me get in
I can’t believe you kiss your car good night
C’mon baby tell me-you must be jokin’, right!
Sorry for being so quiet lately. I’ve been enjoying a bit of slack time.
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Ode to Darren
Posted by: | CommentsMost weddings I make sure that I post a few images from my trusty sidekick and all around good guy, Darren. Unfortunately I was really up against it on Monday and with his files in various places on different computers it wasn’t possible. So instead, I wanted to post a few more images from Sarah and Jonathan’s wedding which were all taken by ‘The Boy Wonder’.
Sarah and Jonathan — Shot by Darren (aka The Big D and Boy Wonder)
I told him to shoot this…then he said “I already did”
Clearly he hates shoes as well
Ickle moments
He had a thing for Yule as well
This was one of 4 or 5 included in the On the Day presentation
Ahh…I see myself a few years ago in that shot
Gettin’ brave and shootin’ at 1.8….I like it!
I love this…its so random yet meaningful
When I first saw it I said, “but dude, you’ve blown it out” to which he said “I was going for their faces”. OK, I’ll shut up now.
Same here…smarty pants
I bet her hair was lovely after an hour of this
So…I’m in processing the On the Day and Darren says “should I got out to rest of the receiving line”. My first thought was “this should be interesting”. But clearly his story that he looks at the blog every week rang true. I shed a small tear :)
Magic, Magic, Magic! For this you’ve earned an extra can of V next time out!
See…he’s got the ‘eyes’ thing going
This is far better than anything I got during SJ’s mum’s speech
Its all about timing…did you buy a watch?
Nice one D
2 great shots from the first dance
When Darren first started coming out with me (November last year)…there was a certain randomness to what he took. I wouldn’t say I’m the best mentor. I pick him up, we shoot, he carries, I drop him off and his only bit of tutoring comes in a) my blog and b) a few choice one line nuggets of info. But each week there’s something better, something more insightful in his images. Thanks again BW!
