Hampshire Wedding Photographer – Lynsey and Simon
ByTime to get back in the swing of it. Friday weddings are always good fun. Its like a Saturday wedding…only its on a Friday. Pretty cool huh? OK…seriously…it is really cool when you don’t have a Saturday wedding so you get a free weekend. Although how free was my weekend? Not very. Playball (children’s ball skills), welcoming folks into St Peter’s Petersfield during the town Christmas festivities, portrait shoot in the afternoon, Christmas tree buying, church nativity practice (Evan, not me…but I bet I would make a great Angel), decorating the house and dinner at friends. So much for a free weekend.
Lynsey and Simon were great fun. They took everything in their stride…which was a good idea considering a few hiccups along the day (read all about it below). They were also one of the statistics of clients that I didn’t meet until the day. Sometimes it just doesn’t work out but as usual it really has no impact on the day. I turn up…shoot what I see and there you go. No amount of venue visits will set you up for a full venue, a rainy afternoon and a 30 minute delay…trust me. Experience is what delivers results in that instance!
Enough waffle (with maple syrup)…on with the show!
Arse (biscuits)
its all tips and arse around here!
Ms Winehouse admires the handy work of the MUA
Quit your wine-ing
As Elton would say…mum’s hands say so much
Owner’s Manual — For a great laugh, ask him to say Kawasaki
The caller couldnt’t quite work out why we weren’t so impressed with the one man carol singing show
Remember these flowers…they have special significance in about 5 shots
He had every right to be annoyed…he’d been ready since Soccer AM and it was now 1.35
I’m like that guy in the papers a few weeks ago…going around, cutting peoples heads off. Someone should really report this to the SUN (please, please, please)
Hook and ladder
What a funny noise it’s making! It’s talking to us–all engines talk
OK..so what do you do? Its 3 minutes to 2 (or 25 or 6 to 4)..you’ve arrived on time but there’s a hitch. The organist, bless his key tinkling socks, has yet to materialise…rumour has it he was still in a holding cell thanks to a rather indignant display of frustration at ‘The Pitcher and Piano’…something about how organists get NO respect…any way back to the quiz. Do you a) whip out your Nintendo DS and try to top the high score set by your 7 year old niece OR b) give telephone banking a ring…not to make a payment or transfer any money…but just to say ‘hi’ OR c) shout an expletive (thankfully only in the church car park) and then find some poor shlep to hump it back to your parents house to collect the bouquet YOU FORGOT….If you answered C you would be correct. But then again, the organist was missing and you still had time to take the label off your shoe in the car. It all worked out for the best really…aww bless!
Here comes the Child Catcher!
…wakes up with stinky finger
The fill in organist. What a dude…gets a call at 2:03 and arrives a few minutes later. Apart from being a really flexible chap he also has a future as a Hollywood celebrity lookalike
Imitation is the highest form of flattery
Oh look…its my JUST ONE (become a fan NOW…or I’ll send the organist around)
Simon gets a hug from the mother in law…it all starts so well
There’s always someone who falls for the “everyone look up and smile for a satellite photo” gag!
Shergar!!! Here Shergar!
Harry selects an inventive way to publically proclaim his love of the X Factor!
Your X-Factor weekend STARTS HERE!
Faux-toe-booth
Some people got it!
I’m never gonna dance again…
…guilty feet I’ve got no…
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